Things i will remember with shame in the future.
foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

thirtyflightsofloving:

ostolero:

torridgristle:

YOU FUCKERS I WIN.

I WIN.

I FUCKING DID IT.

FUCK EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME.

HERE’S THE FUCKING SOURCE.

believe in torridgristle

God bless

stop this

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

did-you-kno:

It’s harder to get accepted at McDonald’s Hamburger University in China than it is to get into Harvard.  Source

did-you-kno:

It’s harder to get accepted at McDonald’s Hamburger University in China than it is to get into Harvard. Source

thatfunnyblog:

one of us is going to have to change

thatfunnyblog:

one of us is going to have to change

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

captainmwai:

pixelreblags:

goodolmoon:

rider-waite:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

the world is a beautiful place after all

meatball

oh my gosh yes~!

I just hurt my face being too happy at this.

eddave:


the detriments of parting your hair on the right

eddave:

the detriments of parting your hair on the right

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK